Way back in the dark ages, the federal government used to come steal people. Yep. sounds familiar now, too, but that's not my point. Everyone with a penis was required to serve in the military. After that horrible time was over, I dated a guy for a while, who, during that time, had been in the Coast Guard. Prior to that he had only lived in places far from water. So I asked, Why the Fuck Coast Guard. "Well, I didn't want to get drafted and have no choice so I looked at the options... Coast Guard kinda sounded to me like Life Guard and I thought that had to be more fun than the rest. Turns out not." Yeah, he was good sex and, frankly, that was about it.
But, I think of him now repeatedly as I deal with this litter. Tofu always makes me think of Toejam and then giggle.
The new litter is different. Biggie loves to dig in it. The Tofu pellets against the rubber make a big noise. I think he's trying to connect with cats in China. There is some tracking but, if I didn't have hard wood, I'd never know it. The pellets are like ice cream sprinkles but without the color. In two days, I have found maybe 6 out here in the hallway. I put down a large round carpet in the entry so that I would not crush the clay litter that invariably ended up there into the wood floor. I think I can safely remove that carpet now. I think I'll do that today.
Clay litter makes giant balls of rock out of cat pee and smaller bundles out of cat poop. The tofu litter does the same but MUCH smaller. I'm really interested now in how it's going to work long term. But, so far, it's excellent. I did order a new scoop in hopes of making it easier to sift through the ice cream sprinkles. It should be here today.
My shades run on rechargeable batteries. They are USB macro plugs - the ones that are a major bitch to get plugged into. And they are just out of my reach. I have to get on a step stool and even then it's not quite high enough. I am going to fall off and kill myself or worse. So. Yesterday, I got magnetic plugs and cords. I put a magnetic USB plug into each shade. I can, now, without even the stool, reach up and easily hit the end of it with the magnet at the end of the charging cable and boom! charging! I'm quite pleased with myself for coming up with this solution. The shades only need charged every six months or so but now I'm on it.
Half of me has enjoyed this week off from the pool but half of me is really missing it. I walked over there the other day and could see they were working on it. I might walk over there this morning just to check and see if they know for sure if it will be available tomorrow morning for volleyball.
Bonny has organized dinner tonight. Dick and Jan and me and Bonny and 2 other people - probably Gail and Jim. Should be fun. I like eating in the dining room once in a while. But these are the same people I'll have to sit with tomorrow morning at elbow coffee. Kinda wish she'd picked another night. BUT, no big deal really.
Every once in a while, someone complains about the 1,000 piece puzzles. "Why always so many pieces?" Usually, these are people who do not normally participate. This leads me to think that if we did do a 500 piece puzzle, they would. Wrong. Plus 500 piece puzzles are a PIA. It takes twice as long to turn all the pieces right side up and do the edges as it does to do the damn puzzle. I started a 500 piece on on Sunday. Dick and Jan finished it on Wednesday night. I went out Thursday and saw it had been done except for 3 pieces that they had left for me so I could 'finish' it. Cracked me up. I went down to the puzzle closet yesterday and traded the other 500 piecers on our shelf for some good 1000 piecers.
After living with my TV subscription spreadsheet now for a while, I think I'm going to try a new scheme. I think I'm going to delete everything as it expires and then just pay for a month of whatever is showing what I want to see. I might start doing this via Prime since that's is the easiest to manage. I'm still working on the plan.
I spent some time yesterday cleaning out drawers and tossing ShitIDon'tNeed. Today, I think I'll wash the sheets and mattress covers. And I think I'll go get that started now.
