Dear Cthulhu...

[fenchurch]

Stolen from vampry and nearly everyone else.

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In December, I sacrificed jimbutcher to Cthulhu (500 points). In August, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon kita0610 (65 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In July, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). Last week, I exposed paratti to soul-rending horrors (250 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-170 points) and deserve to be left to whimper as my mind shatters before the vision of your greatness.

Your humble and obedient servant,
FenchurchE

Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

Ack! Not Jim Butcher... and if I did sacrifice Mr. Butcher to Cthulhu, you'd think it would be worth more points, too!

Comments

[rosiewook.livejournal.com]

Someday, I'm going to have to explore this whole Cthulu thing.

I am a blight upon my geekdom. I have no idea what Cthulu is!

[paratti.livejournal.com]

Hee:) I survived Joss; I can survive that.

[tomte.livejournal.com]

Oo, I got a total of -590 points and deserve to be flayed alive! Santa Cthulhu sure ain't slithering down my chimbley this year.