Why being on the West Coast sucks

Because we get everything sooooo much later than everyone else (in fact, it's at least two hours after the rest of the country).

Example in question: "24"

Airs at 9:00pm in the Eastern Time Zone = 6:00pm PT
Airs at 9:00pm in the Central Time Zone = 7:00pm PT
Airs at 8:00pm in the Mountain Time Zone = 7:00pm PT

And when do we get it? 9:00 freakin' pm PT

I hate not having access to the East Coast feed of FOX.